Men are cowards and the weaker sex

What you need to know:

  • You can take my word to the bank that we are the weaker sex even though the third “leg” between the visible shoe-clad ones might give us the feeling that we are Samson from the Bible.

Feminists will applaud (can I hear you, ladies) this but men reading this will be gritting their teeth in anger. Well, this is an honest observation from a man.

You can take my word to the bank that we are the weaker sex even though the third “leg” between the visible shoe-clad ones might give us the feeling that we are Samson from the Bible.

Men maintain the wrong mien – reeking with false strength. We are whiny creeps posing as strong and invincible, but always trembling in the inside from utter weakness.

Forget the macho disposition we put on our faces especially whenever women, who are of the stronger sex are around. Maybe we do it out of disguised inferiority complexes. I don’t know.

Drop in front of a so-called man a real breathing serpent – he will shoot out like a rocket – I have done it before – I almost died of terror at the sight of a snake.

If a man hears a robber breaking into the house, he is almost always the first to scurry under the bed, trembling like a leaf from fear.

A doctor friend says that if men were to give birth, it would take real chain to hold them. Many would prefer caesarean operation to natural birth. Why? Because all of us are cowards of some sort.

What with midwives tearing the birth canal and stitching it back? You can be sure no man would want to try giving birth. But that is not enough.

Under pressure

Women undergo so much mental and physical pressure managing babies, laundry, kitchen and their good-for-nothing husbands’ whims. I suspect if roles were to be reversed, we would opt out.

If a man suffers a disease as small as a flu, whining, and moaning, seeking all attention from our women – you’d be forgiven to think that he is taking his final breath.

That is why men seem to be mobile medical dictionaties. We love malingering!