| Candid talk:How Scooby tamed sponging Hussein | Send to a friend |
| Saturday, 14 January 2012 20:15 |
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By Peter Muthamia Hussein the Uswaz wag is one man who can’t keep his nose off any mischief. Whenever Uswahilinites are not threatening to lynch him for one misdeed or the other, he will probably be cooling off his heels at the Uswaz police station for a misdeed. Last time, my learned friend Dr Winchinslauss Rwegoshora (PhD, MA, BA) bailed him out after he was thrown in for having stolen a woman’s underwear from our passport size latrine-cum-bathroom. I am baffled why a man of Dr Winch’s knowledge, a man said to have “eaten” more books than the all Uswahilinites put together should bother with the likes of Hussein, and his endless mischief and petty “crimes”. The Uswaz grapevine has it that Winch is eyeing the Uswaz seat come the next elections and therefore trying some PR gimmicks to cajole the masses to vote for him. One fact is for sure; he will certainly have a hard time unseating Hon Tajiri Tumbo Kubwa who is deemed by majority as the Uswaz de facto top dog but that is a story for another day. Hussein on the other hand has been taking full advantage of the situation by converting Dr Winch into cash cow to extent that Winch is beginning to get irritated by a mere sight of Hussein. I am told that last time, at Mama Mwakilambo’s, Hussein was heard gloating over a beer how he has a strong hold on Dr Winch, something that did not augur well with him when he got a wind of it. He swore to punish him. The opportunity availed itself a couple of weeks ago, thanks to Winch’s dog Scooby (named after the cartoon series). Hussein had been revelling at Mama Mwakilambo’s joint, certainly bragging how he has been “milking” Winch. Time to go home came and for some wrong reason, Hussein felt that it was in order to pass through Winch’s compound in the wee hours of the night, whistling at the top of his lungs. Scooby must have been very bored as dogs can sometimes be. On hearing strange whistles corked his ears, snarled menacingly and charged at him with all his might. Hussein, on realizing that the dog was serious, he became hysterical, calling all dog names in the dog dictionary – Tigre, Simba, Chui and others but the dog did not budge. A sharp pain tore through his thigh and buttocks as Scooby did what dogs do best. It was ferociously tearing at him with his buttocks. All that time, Scooby seemed to be enjoying himself. Dr Winch was also having a good time observing through the window as Hussein ran for his dear life. Hussein and Winch are not in talking terms ever since the debacle. Ends/edited Add this page to your favorite Social Bookmarking websites           |
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