Never carry a woman’s purse

You are about to leave the house when your woman hands you her purse to hold as she puts some hair products in a different bag. When she’s done you hand back her purse and she says, “Carry it for me.” You don’t say anything. You just put the purse firmly in her hands.

In the car, she pouts and asks, “You can’t carry my purse?”

“No.”

“Why not?”

“Why should I carry your purse?”

She rolls her eyes and looks outside the window for a second before saying, “So you are saying you can never carry my purse, ever?”

You sigh and say, “ No, I will not carry your purse as long as you have your hands. “I’m not the kind of guy who carries a woman’s purse,” you say. She turns all the way in her seat, crosses her arms cross her chest dramatically and asks, “Eh heh? Tell me, so what kind of a guy are you?”

“I’m the kind of guy who doesn’t carry his woman’s purse. Why would I?”

Then she retorts, “Because you are proud of me!”

“Sweetheart, I don’t have to carry your purse to show you that I’m proud of you. ”

She responds gravely, “By the way sometimes you say things that simply shock me. Ati you can’t carry my purse.” “I think a confident man would not think twice about carrying his woman’s purse,” she says.

“That’s the thing with women. “They say ‘Oh African men don’t know how to be men anymore’ … ‘Oh, there are no men left anymore in this town, just boys’, then when you get a real man, you hand him your bloody purse to carry. And once you have handed this real man your purse full of tampons and make-up, you will turn and say, “Oh, I can’t have a man who does everything I want. Such a man bores me.’”

“One would think you are living in the 50s,” she says as she pulls down the visor and starts applying lipstick. That’s another thing with ladies; they will sit in the car through the whole drive, talking and talking and then they want to apply lipstick and powder their faces when it’s time to leave.

“After you start carrying your woman’s purse, where do you stop?” you ask.

She stuffs her cosmetics in the evil purse that has caused this debate and says in conclusion,

“If you love your woman you should be able to do everything for her. It doesn’t make you a lesser man. It shows you are a man who is comfortable in his skin.”

Dear male reader, never ever carry your woman’s purse. Sometimes women will make you do things, not because they want you to do them but because they want to see if they can make you do them. Don’t do it, brother.

Thank me later.

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