CANDID TALK: Why I feel like the stingy man’s pet monkey
What you need to know:
Slightly before I was thrown out of Katerero Primary School for trying to peer under a girl’s skirt, my teacher, Miss Rugarabamu Rubabiriunuss Winchinslauss (her names sounded like a choking man’s gaggles) told us a story of a stingy man’s monkey.
