CANDID TALK : At life after Rwegoshora will be book-gnawing rat

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OK, the idea of going to meet St Peters at the Pearly of heaven and singing hallelujah forever may appeal to the rest of the congregation but not to me. As far as I can see, the fairy tale is boring and far-fetched because the mere thought of leaving behind my-one-and-only Bisho Ntongo, Mzee Shirima’s Bar and other bosom buddies like Hussein the Uswaz wag, Tatu my favourite barmaid and Winchinslauss Rwegoshora (PhD, BA, MA) and others is not my cup of tea.